Dota 2 queen of pain meepos

Dota 2 queen of pain meepos

Can you try to create your own case using the format.

Still, that exhibit A thing would make sense.

Case: Performing without a medical license
Plaintiff: Pudge
Defence: Bloodseeker
Winner: Bloodseeker
Winning argument: I was mearly mopping up the blood that was spilling from his torso. I mean, look at him! He has cuts everywhere! That was before I met the guy!

Observer ward confirmed he had cuts before Bloodseeker even came along

Case: Brutality toward children.
Defence: Queen of Pain
Plaintiffs: meepo, meepo, meepo, meepo and meepo.

The plaintiffs argued that the QoP was running around the jungle naked, screaming at them and whipping them. Defence produced documents proving that the meepos were not children. So only the violence stand.
But in a dramatic turn of event, a riki appeared who was apparently there the whole time taking screenshots. On them you could clearly see the meepos grinning through the whole whipping then deemed consensual.
Case is dismissed, QoP blinks, Meepos poof, riki vanishes.

Case: Ganking with an expired license, Assault and Battery, Aegis theft
Plantiff: Roshan (heavily bandaged and in casts)
Defence: Ursa accompanied by 4 other accomplices
Witness:Courier that happened to be flying over delivering items

Judge Furion: So you say you were just minding your business when these 5 individuals ambush you in your own home and beat you to death for your Aegis?

Roshan (crying): *roar* [Quite so your honor. These uncouth beasts beat me to death multiple times stealing my aegises as well as my cheese. I have never seen these people before in all my levels. I fail to recall doing any such actions that would warrant such vicious assaults upon me. My 3 children were terrified!]

Judge Furion: I see. what does the defendant have to say?

Ursa (slams his claws on his stand): We were playing dota you idiot! ITS A GAME! Stop being such a noob and let us go! our mid racks are under attack!

Roshan (bursts out into sniffling and crying into his pink lace hankerchief): *ROAR* [You see your honor?! My emotional and physical trauma is nothing more than a game to them!]

Judge furion (Bangs his gavel): ORDER! I rule in favor of the plaintiff 6000 gold as well as 2500 ingots for physical and emotional trauma (bangs gavel)

Case: Ganking with an expired license, Assault and Battery, Aegis theft
Plantiff: Roshan (heavily bandaged and in casts)
Defence: Ursa accompanied by 4 other accomplices
Witness:Courier that happened to be flying over delivering items

Judge Furion: So you say you were just minding your business when these 5 individuals ambush you in your own home and beat you to death for your Aegis?

Roshan (crying): *roar* [Quite so your honor. These uncouth beasts beat me to death multiple times stealing my aegises as well as my cheese. I have never seen these people before in all my levels. I fail to recall doing any such actions that would warrant such vicious assaults upon me. My 3 children were terrified!]

Judge Furion: I see. what does the defendant have to say?

Ursa (slams his claws on his stand): We were playing dota you idiot! ITS A GAME! Stop being such a noob and let us go! our mid racks are under attack!

Roshan (bursts out into sniffling and crying into his pink lace hankerchief): *ROAR* [You see your honor?! My emotional and physical trauma is nothing more than a game to them!]

Judge furion (Bangs his gavel): ORDER! I rule in favor of the plaintiff 6000 gold as well as 2500 ingots for physical and emotional trauma (bangs gavel)